The greatest music video. Ever

I like watching JRock music videos for the lulz. Sometimes studying is a waste of time (because hey, I’m gonna fail Law anyway), and I watch Gackt’s music videos. And with shining eyes of love, I watch him struggling to dance.

Ack, no, I’m lying. My determination is such that it is virtually unconquerable (despite my I’M-GOING-TO-FAIL wailing), so Gackt-music-video-watching has only happened twice this year. I’m not as much of a Gackt music video expert as I pretend to be.

Then someone with a fetish for slutty Korean boys (notice that is a qualifying adjective, not one declaring that all Korean boys are slutty, thank you), ordered me to watch DBSK’s Mirotic music video. My life changed forever.

…Because then I clicked on a related video, and saw their Rising Sun music video.

5 reasons why DBSK’s Rising Sun music video = genius

1. Dude in the church has a really nice nose.
Yes, I am that shallow.

2. Good examples of dudes wearing earrings without looking entirely ridiculous
I hope we are all taking notes.

3. Dudes in clubs screaming “NOOOOO” in a dramatic way.

4. The dancing
The first few dancing moves in particular are so fluid and awesome. Up to just after a minute is my favourite part. It’s also occasionally really funny. There’s some head bopping. Does this make them cool? No.. and yet… very much so.
FACT: DBSK music videos make me sad that I can’t dance.

5. SUP IT’S THE BRADY BUNCH.
lolz.

So this music video is the most awesome thing ever, and I laugh every time. Itunes says I’ve listened to it 202 times since I added it three months ago, which proves it must be the best song of all time and I wish DBSK was like this all the time, except it looks like they usually do boring, though sweet, ballads.

(And if it sounds like I’ve turned my back on my darling Gackt, you would be mistaken; I recently heard his unplugged version of Last Song for the first time and swooned several times over. I am also listening to him right now.. ♥ ♥)