Because I’m one of the few people who love Advice Dog, and I hate that so many people don’t do it right. You’re making me look bad. ;_;
How to stop embarrassing yourself
Two (relatively short) imperatives. The first sounds vaguely innocent. The second is linked to the first, and your punchline, which makes people go “OH HOOO, I WAS NOT EXPECTING. VERY GOOD SIR”.
Advice Dog isn’t the place for one rambling witty sentence. It’s not the new demotivation poster.
The images accompanying this post are examples that get an A+ in Advice Dog. Not only that, but they made me lol a little bit so I’ve saved them. I’m so intellectual it hurts.
Also, the other variations of Advice Dog are lame. I forget what they all are (pretty sure one’s a rabid squirrel or whatever), but you can’t beat the original. Don’t even try.
This meme isn’t hard, and I shouldn’t reallyyy be making public announcements about how to do it right. Dammit you guys, /b/ used to be good.