My ambitious, rebellious self

Before university ends and I have to become a boring normal person. This is especially depressing what with all my friends planning on becoming murderers and then relying on me to keep them out of jail, so I have decided that before then… some serious rebellion must happen.

DYE MY HAIR

I’ve never done that before. My mum’s always been like “if you want to dye your hair, you pay for it yourself”, which is fair enough, and since my hair’s pretty awesome the way it is (curly curly curly), its colour has never mattered to me. Now I’ve decided it should be a mixture of pink and black, even though right now I’m too scared and poor to get it done. IT’D CLASH WITH EVERYTHING Y/N?

SHAVE IT ALL OFF

Once it starts turning gross (the horrors of regrowth!), it’s all going. I want to see what happens when it grows back, and I’ll wear a variety of different wigs in the mean time. Don’t know why. This is something I’ve been wanting to do even longer than dye my hair – like, years before Britney Spears ever did it.

BRIGHT PINK NAIL POLISH

Continuing with how much I like the colour pink, check out those nails. Miyavi has the best nails. I want nails like that, and what’s more, I want to wear them like that all the time. Wussy salmon pink isn’t good enough, either!

COUCH BURNING

This is one of the reasons I decided on going to the University of Otago – couch burning is supposedly such a big part of student culture that it has its own section on its Wikipedia page. Of course the rest of Dunedin hates it, what with charcoal frames of couches being abandoned in the streets and all, but I’ve decided that it must be done nonetheless. It’s just a pity that I’m such a wuss.
          And as a disclaimer to any authorities or concerned citizens: Of course…. I am joking.